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Dr. Matt Dorsey, DACM, LAc

Clown World Report: Man Drinks Glyphosate on Camera

This week’s Clown World Report: watch a man who is dumb enough to drink Glyphosate on camera.

If you still don’t know that the pesticide glyphosate is a poison, then you may just be a clown.

Ever seen that classic GOTCHA! video of pro-pesticide scientist Patrick Moore claiming that glyphosate is so safe that you can drink it, and then being suddenly presented with a glass by the journalist interviewing him, only for him to embarassingly turn it down?

Well, a man by the name of Stu Burguiere watched that video and decided to do it for real.

In the video embedded at the end of this post, before he drinks the glass of toxic sludge, you’ll see Stu first spend several minutes attempting to use junk science to ‘prove’ that glyphosate is safer than:

  • Nicotine
  • Caffeine
  • Bleach
  • Ammonia
  • Codeine

And what sort of mendacious clown logic is Stu using to bolster this absolutely insane argument?  In short, he abuses the concept of LD50.

LD50, a measure of the acute toxicity of a compound, is defined as the dose (measured in mg/kg) that is necessary to kill 50% of a population of test animals.

Glyphosate, Stu argues, has an LD50 of 4,900, which is far higher than all the other ‘safer’ compounds listed, meaning that it must be extremely low in its toxicity, right?


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Stu, if you’re reading this: how about you tell Dewayne Johnson, the groundskeeper who was awarded hundreds of millions of dollars in a lawsuit against Monsanto for what this poison did to his body, that it’s safer than salt?

If Stu had anyone who was actually scientifically literate on his staff, they may have pointed out that his entire argument was based on conflating acute toxicity with overall toxicity (which includes the chronic effects of what a chemical like glyphosate can do over long periods of time).  Just because something doesn’t kill you right away, that doesn’t mean that it can’t seriously harm you when consumed for years on a daily basis.

Science shows that that’s exaclty what glyphosate does: slowly chips away at your health over long periods of time.

Studies done by molecular biologist Dr. Séralini (read this blog for more info) have demonstrated that glyphosate can have massive effects at an ultra-low dose over a period of two years.

Anyone who believes that this poison is safe simply has not reviewed the science.  Period, end of story.

We do our best to thrive in the chemical soup we’ve placed ourselves in, but it’s not easy. Pesticides, plastics, heavy metals, radiation, and God knows what else make it increasingly harder to remain a fully functional human.  For many of us, our vitality is but a fraction of our ancestors’.

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Matt Dorsey is a Doctor of Acupuncture and Chinese Medicine, medical herbalist, clinical nutritionist, and supplement industry veteran. As our Chief Product Officer, he heads product development and relies on his extensive training to ensure that our supplements are safe and effective.